Here's to....CROOKED DUCKS!!!

What with all my pre-labor stuff going on, it's been anyone's guess as to when D-Day (delivery day) will actually come,but the general consensus of those around me is that I won't make it out of March, nevermind into April. Well, about a week or so ago, my aunt who I adore (she's absolutely more my sister) came up with the idea of "Crooked Ducks".....I will deliver when it is the least convenient time. Thus far, we have had 'all our ducks in a row' as much as possible. So this Saturday, we will have lots of Crooked Ducks as Lisa brings two of the kids to Disney on Ice and simultaneously, David will be assisting a dj with a wedding and I won't be able to reach him. And come on, how likely is it that Lisa would hear her cell ring in a crowded and LOUD auditorium??? I know she'll check it a million times to see if I call so I'm really not worried. But the running joke right now is that I'll have Q-bert and Pickle here at home with me and that'll be when the Crooked Ducks show up... ie I go into labor. I'm not worried though, if it did happen, Q is cool and level-headed and will follow my instructions to call whoever I say even if it's 911. Honestly, I don't expect anything to happen,but how funny if it did! Q-Bert did enjoy playing catcher in Little League ::::::hee hee:::::