More Funny Things Kids Say

I was tucking the little boys into bed tonight when the following took place.

Nikolas: Mommy, should we say our pwayoos?
Yes of course Honey. Do you want me to hear them tonight? (sometimes he says no)
Nikolas: Yes (he proceeds to say them)
Your turn E-why

Eli proceeds to recite his prayers.
Nikolas: E-why you forgot to say bless yourself
Eli: I'll be fine Nikol
Nikolas: What if sumfin bad happens to you?
Eli: Nothing bad is going to happen to me Nikol (pause) unless I get abducted by aliens


Amen! (says Me)